"The Kingdom of Akua-Niihau is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Pharaoh M-7 with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 10.44 billion Wiki-Wikis are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Akua-M7 City. The average income tax rate is 78.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The very strong Akua-Niihauan economy, worth 638 trillion Pu-Pu Kahelelani Shells a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Tourism industry. Average income is 61,132 Pu-Pu Kahelelani Shells, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.
Former customs officers are adjusting to their new lives as market stall traders, pootling steam trains carry delighted tourists and frustrated businessmen from city to city at a snail's pace, political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions, and the new "Bloodbath" orange tree autonomously seeks and destroys independent orchards. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Akua-Niihau's national animal is the Lazy Monk Seal, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Pharaohism."
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