The 3 Little Pigs of California
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Once upon a time in California there were 3 Little Pigs who owned real estate. Their neighbor was a dastardly Wolf who liked to express himself with
wind and fire. The Wolf visited the
first Pig in his house made of Thatched Roof and Bamboo imported from Hawaii:
Wolf: “Little
Pig, let me come in!”
Pig: “Not by
the hair on my chinny-chin-chin!”
Wolf: “Little
Pig, let me come in or I will huff and puff and nuke your house in!”
The Wolf
torched the Pig’s Thatch House into dust. The Wolf returned to visit the second
Pig in his Cedar wood apartment in the hills.
Wolf: “Little
Pig, let me come in!”
Pig: “Not by
the hair on my chinny-chin-chin!”
Wolf: “Little
Pig, let me come in or I will huff and puff and nuke your house in!”
The Wolf set
fire to the Cedar wood apartment and it went up like a Roman Candle. The Wolf
returned to the third Pig in his steel-reinforced Concrete Palace with metallic–clay
roof tiles.
Wolf: “Little
Pig, let me come in!”
Pig: “Not by
the hair on my chinny-chin-chin!”
Wolf: “Little
Pig, let me come in or I will huff and puff and nuke your house in!”
The Wolf
tried to torch this reinforced building but could not. The steel-reinforced Concrete Palace stood
its ground and won. The Wolf saw this
and decided to move to Florida.
The Moral of this story is “When faced with
Fire and Wind Do Not build your houses
of Wood or Thatch.”
The End.
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