The 3 Little Pigs of California
© S7 2021
Once upon a time in California there were 3 Little Pigs who owned real estate. Their neighbor was a dastardly Wolf who liked to express himself with wind and fire. The Wolf visited the first Pig in his house made of Thatched Roof and Bamboo imported from Hawaii:
Wolf: “Little Pig, let me come in!”
Pig: “Not by the hair on my chinny-chin-chin!”
Wolf: “Little Pig, let me come in or I will huff and puff and nuke your house in!”
The Wolf torched the Pig’s Thatch House into dust. The Wolf returned to visit the second Pig in his Cedar wood apartment in the hills.
Wolf: “Little Pig, let me come in!”
Pig: “Not by the hair on my chinny-chin-chin!”
Wolf: “Little Pig, let me come in or I will huff and puff and nuke your house in!”
The Wolf set fire to the Cedar wood apartment and it went up like a Roman Candle. The Wolf returned to the third Pig in his steel-reinforced Concrete Palace with metallic–clay roof tiles.
Wolf: “Little Pig, let me come in!”
Pig: “Not by the hair on my chinny-chin-chin!”
Wolf: “Little Pig, let me come in or I will huff and puff and nuke your house in!”
The Wolf tried to torch this reinforced building but could not. The steel-reinforced Concrete Palace stood its ground and won. The Wolf saw this and decided to move to Florida.
The Moral of this story is “When faced with Fire and Wind Do Not build your houses of Wood or Thatch.”
The End.
© S7 2021.
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