The Kingdom of Akua-Niihau is a massive, safe nation, ruled by
Pharaoh M-7 with an even hand, and remarkable for its hatred of cheese.
Its quiet, industrious population of 2.387 billion have some civil
rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however
they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections,
although not too often.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and
the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Education,
although the Environment and Law & Order are on the agenda. It meets
every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Akua-M7
City. The average income tax rate is 63%, and even higher for the
wealthy. A large private sector is dominated by the Tourism industry.
Parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated
master list, notable individuals are granted land and titles, new
safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Akua-Niihau to be
bombproof, and retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites.
Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the
all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education
and welfare. Akua-Niihau's national animal is the Killer Whale, which
frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion
is a major religion, and its currency is the Pu-Pu Shell.
Akua-Niihau is ranked 1st in Pharaocracy of Kemti and 45,338th in the world for Most Conservative, scoring 57 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.
M7 2013.
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