M7 2017.
"The Kingdom of Akua-Niihau is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Pharaoh M-7 with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 10.644 billion Wiki-Wikis are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Akua-M7 City. The average income tax rate is 78.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The very strong Akua-Niihauan economy, worth 654 trillion Pu-Pu Kahelelani Shells a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Tourism industry. Average income is 61,520 Pu-Pu Kahelelani Shells, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.
The new "Bloodbath" orange tree autonomously seeks and destroys independent orchards, selfie stick use is a required Scout badge, advertisers scramble to sponsor the broadcast of Pharaoh M-7's most personal functions, and the government is purchasing vast amounts of palm oil for plastics production. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Akua-Niihau's national animal is the Lazy Monk Seal, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Pharaohism."
M7 2017.
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