"Your Majesty, Pharaoh (King) M-7 of Akua-Niihau Pharaocracy:
It is with the deepest sadness that I must report to you in this matter. The Palestinians who have vexed Your Majesty for the past decades have all perished from an infection caused by Malaria (Fever) contracted when they tried to invade your Estates. They died last Monday and their bodies were so decomposed they were cremated, and their ashes were scattered over Arabic Jerusalem on orders of the State Department. Decomposition occurred because their cellular phone frequency was cut short by a satellite malfunction while they vacationed, so no one then realized this. The State Department has their Photo IDs in case you need this as evidence in Court -- their lawsuits failed due to lack of integrity or sanity on their part, so The Crown is safe.
In honor and grace we strive,
L6,
Iapana Province,
UEIR."
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