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To: His Royal Majesty, Pharaoh M7 of Akua-Niihau:
28 August 2013:

"Your Excellency,

I have excellent news for Your Majesty.  The perpetrator, Sam A., was captured and arrested today while trying to invade Akua-Niihau Pharaocracy.  He was charged with trespassing, invasion of privacy and conspiracy against the UEIR.  He received 30,000 lashes with an Iron Handled Whip, and was ordered to compensate us for his unlawful intrusion, to the amount of *75,000 Pu-pu currency or 5 years hard labor in the Salt Mines. 

Also, Her Royal Highness, Princess Lisa of Persia (Grand daughter of the last Shah), has given birth to a baby boy, the Heir to the Throne.  She was planning on naming it after a Pharaoh of the 19th Dynasty.  HRH Lisa is still in the royal hospital, recovering. 

Yours in Service to the Light,

Ahmed Merenptah Marcaesar,
United Egyptian Imperial-Republic."

c/o M7 2013.

Copyright 2013 M7-UEIR.