To: Viceroy Timeson IV, Imperial Guard of Iapana, UEIR:
February 04, 2012:
Your Exaltedness,
I am having issues with the deployment of certain undesirables in my region. The Palestinian Mafia as I call them has infiltrated State Intelligence and has acquired misguided knowledge concerning our government in the Empire. Please send someone in the Imperial Guard to dispatch them to the Lava Pits of Tartarus. Their ringleader is Issam with the surname of “Arabic Bread.”
In honor of thy greatness,
Consul Premier Emeritus of Iapana Province, M-7
© United Egyptian Imperial-Republic, 2012-MM XII.
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