Wednesday, April 24, 2019

Micronations


The Kingdom of Akua-Niihau is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Pharaoh M-7 with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 15.266 billion Wiki-Wikis have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Akua-M7 City. The average income tax rate is 87.0%. 

The thriving Akua-Niihauan economy, worth a remarkable 1,152 trillion Pu-Pu Kahelelani Shells a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Tourism industry. Average income is 75,477 Pu-Pu Kahelelani Shells, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

In musicals everybody's a little bit racist, the nation's forests are full of treasure hunters in military-grade survival gear, the nation excels at displacement, and disability advocates are not amused that they are told to be dependent on Wiki-Wikis's kindness. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Akua-Niihau's national animal is the Lazy Monk Seal, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Pharaohism.

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M7 2019.

 



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