Friday, August 30, 2013

we dont vote

Aloha, 

Niihau Island (i.e. the Robinson Family) votes Republican.
We do not vote Republican.  The Micronation of Akua Niihau is not a democracy; it is a Kingdom. We also own the USA and other countries.  USA does not own North or South America, though "America" is in its name.  Columbia does not own the US Capitol (Washington D.C. / District of Columbia).  Akua Niihau Pharaocracy is not on the island of Niihau, because nothing can be built there for varied reasons: The Ecosystem, the Native Hawaiians in their Natural Habitat, and the Monk Seals on the beaches.  Akua Niihau Pharaocracy is a Kingdom, presently on the Mainland.  USA was conquered by the UEIR via Divine Abilities in 1993; the USA surrendered to God on January 20, 1993 on television.  Then the USA started to advertise for the UEIR as part of the terms given.   During this Conquest of the West, the island of Niihau was heavily damaged (via Hurricane Iniki) as was Kauai Island.  The Akua of Hawaii instructed the Kahuna of the UEIR to purchase Niihau in July 2000; whether this happened or not was the subject of word-of-mouth since 2005.  The terms of this purchase was to honor the ancestors of Native Hawaii with the formation of a Native Hawaiian Sovereign State; henceforth, Akua Niihau Pharaocracy.  In this hope, we will strive to rule with Ma'at (Ancient Egyptian concept of Truth/Justice/Law & Order/Righteous Conduct).  Yes, Ancient Egypt is not Ancient Hawaii, but it is very similar and has better technology than grass shacks and lava rock foundations. 

Mahalo,

M7 UEIR 2013.


Thursday, August 29, 2013

enjoy

Akua Niihau is a country based in the UEIR, from the stories found in Eye of the Pharaoh, c. 1990/1995 MJC (not public domain) and other writings of the author.

M7 2013.


other news

"Your Majesty, Pharaoh (King) M-7 of Akua-Niihau Pharaocracy:

It is with the deepest sadness that I must report to you in this matter.  The Palestinians who have vexed Your Majesty for the past decades have all perished from an infection caused by Malaria (Fever) contracted when they tried to invade your Estates.  They died last Monday and their bodies were so decomposed they were cremated, and their ashes were scattered over Arabic Jerusalem on orders of the State Department.  Decomposition occurred because their cellular phone frequency was cut short by a satellite malfunction while they vacationed, so no one then realized this.  The State Department has their Photo IDs in case you need this as evidence in Court -- their lawsuits failed due to lack of integrity or sanity on their part, so The Crown is safe. 

In honor and grace we strive,

L6,
Iapana Province,
UEIR."

Copyright 2013 M7-UEIR, All rights reserved.

news

"The Tribal Leaders of the Bread Clan committed suicide after learning their illegal lawsuit against Akua Niihau Pharaocracy was based on lies from the CIA.  Apparently some CIA operative supplied false intelligence about ANP and this was so convincing that the Tribal Leaders, who had gambled about $144,000 USD on the false data, chose to commit suicide rather than endure decades of public embarrassment and mockery... They chose the Egyptian Asp (cobra snake) because it would elevate their status to Egyptian royalty in the afterlife (suicide by Asp was used by Ancient Egyptian royalty to become One with Ra; as with Cleopatra VII).  No further word on their funerals or heirs were given. 

In other news today, Syria surrendered its Chemical Weapons recipe to an undercover agent posing as a North Korean supplier; apparently Syria imported its WMD from Russia and sought to export it to NK.  

There was rain in Northern Kauai this week, as is usual for the Second Wettest Place on Earth.
No rain forecasted in Niihau, of course, due to its arid climate."

Copyright 2013 M7-UEIR.
 All rights reserved.

progress

To: His Royal Majesty, Pharaoh M7 of Akua-Niihau:
28 August 2013:

"Your Excellency,

I have excellent news for Your Majesty.  The perpetrator, Sam A., was captured and arrested today while trying to invade Akua-Niihau Pharaocracy.  He was charged with trespassing, invasion of privacy and conspiracy against the UEIR.  He received 30,000 lashes with an Iron Handled Whip, and was ordered to compensate us for his unlawful intrusion, to the amount of *75,000 Pu-pu currency or 5 years hard labor in the Salt Mines. 

Also, Her Royal Highness, Princess Lisa of Persia (Grand daughter of the last Shah), has given birth to a baby boy, the Heir to the Throne.  She was planning on naming it after a Pharaoh of the 19th Dynasty.  HRH Lisa is still in the royal hospital, recovering. 

Yours in Service to the Light,

Ahmed Merenptah Marcaesar,
United Egyptian Imperial-Republic."

c/o M7 2013.

Copyright 2013 M7-UEIR.




Tuesday, August 27, 2013

Syria's chemical weapons and Chapter 20 of Eye...


A Limousine to the president’s office from the airstrip transported me.  Ankhesenamon was waiting impatiently in the office when I arrived.  The President had a worried look on his face when he turned to me from a row of windows.  He briefly informed me that the nations of Syria and Libya were slowly amassing weapons of various characters, some were chemical and some were traditional.  

Chapter 20 "A Pharaoh's Dream"; Eye of the Pharaoh / The Flawed Emerald, (c) Copyright 1990, 1995 MJC.

MC 2013.


 

Saturday, August 24, 2013

limits

http://legal-dictionary.thefreedictionary.com/Statute+of+Limitations

Gossip about M7 being a "billionaire" is unfounded should a time limit be imposed on the given situation.  (i.e. people wait too long to resolve an issue, so the Courts say the time limit expired and cannot act on the decision). Unless someone has evidence to the contrary, of course, I would like to see it. 

M7 2013.