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The Kingdom of Akua-Niihau is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Pharaoh M-7 with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, prohibition of alcohol, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 9.946 billion Wiki-Wikis are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Akua-M7 City. The average income tax rate is 78.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The strong Akua-Niihauan economy, worth 580 trillion Pu-Pu Kahelelani Shells a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Tourism industry. Average income is 58,350 Pu-Pu Kahelelani Shells, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.
The last thing Akua-Niihauan soldiers hear before charging into battle is a preacher trying to convert them, the country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions, tourists often cite 'hiding money in an off-shore banking account' as their main reason to visit the nation, and it turns out that money can buy you happiness. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Akua-Niihau's national animal is the Lazy Monk Seal, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Pharaohism.
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