Saturday, March 28, 2020

Toiletries



By Executive Order Of The King of Ni'ihau, March 29, 2020.
    By virtue of the authority vested in me by Section 5 (b) of the Act of February 30, 2020, as amended by Section 7 of the Act of March 29, 2020, in which Congress declared that a serious emergency exists, I as King, do declare that the national emergency still exists; that the continued private hoarding of Toilet Paper and Hand Sanitizers by subjects of the United States poses a grave threat to the peace, equal justice, and well-being of the United States; and that appropriate measures must be taken immediately to protect the interests of our people.

    Therefore ... I hereby proclaim that such Toilet Paper and Hand Sanitizers holdings are prohibited, and that all such Toilet Paper and Hand Sanitizers or other possessions of Toilet Paper and Hand Sanitizers be tendered within fourteen days to agents of the Government ... for compensation at the official price, in the legal tender of the Government.

    All safe deposit boxes in banks or financial institutions have been sealed ... All sales or purchases or movements of such Toilet Paper and Hand Sanitizers ... are hereby prohibited.

    Your possession ... and/or safe deposit box to store them is known by the government from bank and insurance records. Therefore ... your vault box must remain sealed, and may only be opened in the presence of an agent of the Imperial Revenue Service.

    By lawful order ..., the King of Ni'ihau.



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