Breaking
News!!!
There is no
United States of America now
The
Pestilence of 2019-2020, a corrupt Legislature and weak President, and a race
war called #BLM all contributed to the End of the United States of
America. A Prophet in East Europe said “Barack
Obama was the Last President.” Dollars
because they show “slave owners” cannot be traded and new ones are too difficult
to make when there is no supporting currency.
The National Debt cannot be repaid under currency economic conditions. Saudi Arabia is buying up all farm land in
the Central regions. USA has become a “pariah
state.” No one wants to visit USA due to
COVID19 virus; there are outbreaks every day especially from the Political and
racial Protests. Police are now under
funded due to these events, so laws cannot be enforced. The Military cannot build a defensive Wall
with its budget. My classified top
secret $100 Trillion USD cannot be spent because there is NO USA. You may as well move to Russia before they
annex USA, or use it for target practice with their Hypersonic Nuclear
Missiles. North Korea and China want war
or expansion of their territory. Cats
are marrying dogs. The Dead are receiving Stimulus Money that is centuries overdue.
Jesus Christ returned but was arrested for not paying taxes. Alien Life was discovered in Outer Space but
a Black Hole sucked them into it. Monkeys began talking and conspired to take
over Washington D.C. Zombies sued
Pharmaceuticals over Brain Medicine that changed them into Mummies. All cities are required to be renamed after Ancient
Egyptians and Sumerians from Atlantis. The
Earth opened up and expelled fiery Giants.
Nine-headed Hydras appeared eating pretzels. Thor finally married and is now on a
diet. The Dead Sea Scrolls were found to
have been written with invisible ink. Satan
grew new legs and is now working as a steward on the Celestial Boat of Ra. People on Earth woke up to having tiger and
zebra stripes on their skin, in alternating colors. Specism was number one at the Film Box
Office. The Statue of Liberty broke free
from her chains and now dwells in France, her original home. Basically…
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