Don't believe rumors!
Rumor: One rumor said I am a top-secret billionaire Kheri-Heb Priest.
Truth: I am a Kheri-Heb Priest. BUT Kheri-Hebs are not billionaires because of it.
Rumor: One rumor said I LOST A BATTLE.
Truth: What Battle?
Rumor: One rumor said I am deceased.
Truth: Really? Who then is writing this?
Rumor: That I am the "Grandson of King Farouk of Egypt."
Truth: Farouk WAS exiled to Italy. One of my parents is Italian, BUT was born here in USA.
Rumor: That I am a super-rich Billionaire.
Truth: IF I am a billionaire, why do I not spend it? Where IS it?
Rumor: That I Own Niihau or 5 Islands.
Truth: Check Wikipedia.org. Nowhere does it say that.
Rumor: That Kheri-Hebs are Funerary Directors.
Truth: Funerals were popular forms of event in Ancient Egypt, but Kheri-Hebs practice Egyptian Magic.