The Tale of the Gambling Baker

The Tale of the Gambling Baker

Copyright © 2017 Horus Michael M7, All Rights Reserved.

          There once was a Baker who liked to Gamble.  He bet that his neighbor was richer than himself.  His neighbor never spent much money on fancy cars, jewelry, or real estate, so where is his money? The Baker sought to find out.

          One day, the Baker hired a Private Investigator to spy on his neighbor.  The PI initially came back with “nothing.” The PI then discovered the neighbor had a secret file lodged in the information that wasn’t noticed beforehand.  The secret file was from the US Government, from the FBI’s or Homeland Security’s watch list.  This interested the Baker, so the Baker told the PI to bribe a FBI Agent with $30,000 to acquire this file and open it. 

          The FBI Agent agreed.  The Baker acquired a Classified Top Secret File on his neighbor, which contradicts Public Record.  So Public Record must be “Fake,” the Baker believed.  The secret file said his neighbor was an “Egyptian Kheri-Heb Priest” and that he “was a billionaire who owned an Island, a Hotel, and a Museum.”  This explains why he didn’t work, according to the Baker. 

          The Baker continued to collect more secrets.  Each secret cost him “thousands of Dollars,” and this was increased because of Lawyer Fees – the Baker wanted to sue his neighbor for the secrets – the Baker wanted everything from that list, because the Baker was insanely greedy and envious.  But his neighbor had another secret that would ruin the Baker’s plotting.

          Eventually the Baker ran out of money. He sold his house, sold all of his cars, and fancy jewels to pay for his gambling addiction.  The Baker wanted to know everything about the neighbor so he could sue his neighbor for whatever he could get.  The neighbor did nothing wrong, but his last secret was yet revealed.  You see, his neighbor suffered from a severe and incurable Mental Illness, whereby he had flights of Fantasy and Delusions of Grandeur.  The neighbor told the US Government to buy things because he believed he was a Billionaire after a voice told him so.  Everything was recorded onto the secret file.  So when the Baker came along, the secret file was basically false information, based on Fantasy.  The neighbor was not really a billionaire or owner of real estate.  He didn’t work because he was disabled.  The Baker lost his gambling bet.  The neighbor was classified because he once wrote a book that correctly predicted a War in the Middle East decades before it happened, and the US Government didn’t understand why so they classified him top secret.  © M7 2017.