The Kingdom of Akua-Niihau is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled
by Pharaoh M-7 with an even hand, and notable for its zero percent
divorce rate, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The
compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 11.385 billion
Wiki-Wikis have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom
to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in
free and open elections, although not too often.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Akua-M7 City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 79.4%.
The thriving Akua-Niihauan economy, worth 773 trillion Pu-Pu Kahelelani Shells a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail. Average income is 67,953 Pu-Pu Kahelelani Shells, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.
Government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read, the standard government reply to any query is "there is no spoon", a policy of plausible deniability helps protect the government from athletic doping scandals, and one year's corporation tax from three international megacorporations has funded one dozen shiny black pencils for Pharaoh M-7's office. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Akua-Niihau's national animal is the Lazy Monk Seal, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Pharaohism.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Akua-M7 City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 79.4%.
The thriving Akua-Niihauan economy, worth 773 trillion Pu-Pu Kahelelani Shells a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail. Average income is 67,953 Pu-Pu Kahelelani Shells, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.
Government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read, the standard government reply to any query is "there is no spoon", a policy of plausible deniability helps protect the government from athletic doping scandals, and one year's corporation tax from three international megacorporations has funded one dozen shiny black pencils for Pharaoh M-7's office. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Akua-Niihau's national animal is the Lazy Monk Seal, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Pharaohism.
Akua-Niihau is ranked 53,334th in the world and 1st in Pharaocracy of Kemti for Highest Average Incomes, with 67,953.98 Standard Monetary Units.
M7 2017.
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