New allegations have surfaced claiming Jesus Christ groped 3 women while he was crucified. The claims were made by a group of women called the Three Marys. Stores are debating whether or not to pull Christmas or Easter festivities in response to these claims.
In later news, Akhenaton was accused by Nefertiti for kissing her without her consent. That Akhenaton kisses everybody all the time is not unusual. No word from the Pharaoh as yet.