Fake News:
New
allegations have surfaced claiming Jesus Christ groped 3 women while he was
crucified. The claims were made by a
group of women called the Three Marys. Stores
are debating whether or not to pull Christmas or Easter festivities in response
to these claims.
In later
news, Akhenaton was accused by Nefertiti for kissing her without her consent. That Akhenaton kisses everybody all the time
is not unusual. No word from the Pharaoh
as yet.
M7 2017
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